after the monkey boys are down for the night.
Her: Did u c the sun?
Me: What is this thing you call the sun?
Her: Like the moon, but it's warmer.
Me: Huh. If you say so it must be so. Is this some new kind of science?
And, no, I did not see it. Did you lose it?
Her: Yes. It is called sphere science, which means round, sort of. It is the study of all round stuff.
Me: Like watermelon?
Me: I like watermelon, but they are cold. Like the moon.
Her: Only the round little seedless ones. The oblong ones fall under oval science.
Me: Oh. You are so wise.
Her: Yeah. I go to collàge.